Dear Crananas,
I've got some bad news for you. Your dream of becoming the first unique hybrid fruit has been dashed. Strawberry and Tomato got together and beat you to the punch.
Now, now, don't be too distraught. Let's spin this as a positive! Strawberry and Tomato have take the first step but they will have kinks. When it's your turn, the problems will be eradicated and you will be the superior hybrid fruit! I promise! Think about this: the whole thing was an accident! A mistake!! When you become a real hybrid fruit it will be done with purpose, care and preparation!
And besides, I heard that the Strawberry inside Tomato doesn't really taste like Strawberries. See what I mean? Kinks! Not to mention, their name needs work. Straw-mato? Please! Your name is so much better! Wear it proudly!
Hang in there, Crananas. We love you and are proud of you regardless! If you are feeling up to it, you can check out the whole article on the Straw-mato here. But don't look at it if it's going to hurt too much. You don't need that negative energy. Love and light, Crananas. Love and light.
Love you,
Mom :0)
PS Just keep telling yourself that you will be the best hybrid fruit that there ever was! Say it to yourself right now! Say it to yourself in the mirror! You will be the best!!
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