Sleep Talkin' Man

"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."

"I can't control the kittens. Too many whiskers! Too many whiskers!"

"Oompa loompas don't sing in heaven. They tidy up the clouds."

"I'm baking pillows. Burn them slowly, keeps them fluffy! Mmmmmm, pillows."

"Robots making sweets? But they've got no taste buds! Metal smarties."

Complete and utter nonsense? Perhaps! But it's also a successful and popular blog called, Sleep Talkin' Man blog! And maybe it makes complete sense to the sleep talking husband while he's dreaming. We shouldn't judge. But what we should do is check out all the cranana worthy things he says on almost a nightly basis! His wife is the mastermind behind taking his midnight sweet nothings and putting them out into the blogosphere for all of us to enjoy!

Thanks to both of them!

Word of warning: There are some curse words peppered throughout the blog, so it's not really suitable for children!

-K